theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

george0malley:

embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them

friendzoner:

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

asianmaryjawana:

ohioreallyisonfirethough:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

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• suck is being alive so expensive?
• why suck being alive so expensive?
• why is suck alive so expensive?
• why is being suck so expensive?
• why is being alive suck expensive?
• why is being alive so suck?

go away kid

unimodus:

everyonesahero:

i literaly cannot believe they chose to open the second season of their show with this episode

this scene is so philosophical they can’t look at each other and they must hide their hands behind their backs to shield them from getting scorched by the profoundness of the conversation

bfleuter:

Hiiiiiiiii!

satanhasamoose:

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

i think i might be a filthy hippie

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick